The Pope and the Queen of England are appearing before a huge crowd. After a while, the Queen leans over to the Pope and says, "Want to see something amazing?"
The Pope, bored, says, "Sure".
The Queen says, "Did you know that with one wave of my hand I can make every Englishman scream and cheer for joy?"
The Pope snickers and says, "Yeah, right."
The Queen smiles, stands up, and waves her hand in front of the crowd, which breaks out in shouting and cheering. The Queen looks back at the Pope.
"With one wave of MY hand I can put every single Irishman and Scott in a state of endless rapture," says the Pope.
"Oh I have to see this," says the Queen.
"Okay..." says the Pope, and he slaps her.