If Bill Gates Was Jewish

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-Your computer would automatically shut down on Friday evening till Saturday night.

-On the calander it would say what time you need to light the candles.

-Your computer would alert you if there is some unkosher food in your house.

-Instead of the optional languages: English, French or Spanish, it would be: Yiddish (cuz Hebrew is a holy language, religious ppl don't want to talk Hebrew unless it's for a prayer).

-Depending what time of day it is, your computer desktop wallpaper would be the text of the prayer needed to be said at that time of day.

-The year would change in September-Rosh Hashana

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