Things To Do In An Elevator

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1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!Don't put your disgusting little germs on it!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator and say that it is just a precaution.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.If they say no give them a card with your number on it and tell them to make one.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.If you don't play you don't ride!

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.When they go to answer you run out of the elvator screaming duck and cover!!!

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures.If someone enters at a different floor say may I see your ticket you are rudly late!

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" Or was it just me?

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.Then get a understanding face on say nope it was me! Sorry for the stinch.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" I didn't know that yesterday so it is alright!

15) Swat at flies that don't exist. Then ask someone for bug repelant.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Giving peolpe a scary face occasionally.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

27)Sit in a curlded up ball and say repetedly I am ok there isn't such thing as a....!! Then start crying for mommy!!

28)When quiet say are you gonna answer that or do I have to dig for that phone?

29) When someone gets on put on a Mardi Gras mask and a voice changer and say I am in cognito!!


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