An old man in heaven comes up to Jesus Christ. "Hello, young man," he says, "would you help me look for my son?" Jesus Christ smiles apologetically and says "You know, sir, Heaven is very big, and it is awfully hard to find someone here."
The old man says "No, I'm sure you know my son. He was very well known and he had nails put in his hands and feet." Jesus looks at the man in awe and asks slowly, "Father?!" The old man, pleased at the recognition, says, "Pinnochio?!!"