3 men wanted to be priests. They all went together to a church where the head priest wanted to test them to make sure they wouldn't be tempted by women. So the head priest tied a bell to each man's dick. Then the head priest made each man walk through a hall of pictures of naked women. The first man walked through and sure enough DING DING. The head priest said, "Better luck next time," and waited for the next man. The next man walked through and halfway in, DING DING. The head priest said, "Better luck next time," and waited for the last man. The last man walked through the hall of pictures without the bell dinging. "Congratulations!" said the head priest and he gave the man a hug. DING! DING!