A young man goes off to collage and his parents are concerned about him because he's always been a slacker and his speech is very slow. All of this is caused from drugs. His mother told him the day he left, "Honey we know for a fact that you won't always be in school but your father and I will always help you with whatever you need."
So the son said ok and his dad then told him, "Son we know you're slow with words so just send us a picture of what you need and we will help you get it." The son said okay and goes to collage. A week letter his parents get a letter from him. They open the envelope and saw a picture of him having sex with a prostitute with a note enclosed that said, "Collage is great! Send more money. Love, your son."