1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
2. Don't you find it a bit unnerving that doctor's call what they do "practice"?
3. Montana: At least the cows are sane.
4. Warning: Dates on a calendar are closer than they appear.
5. There will always be prayer in public shcools as long as there are tests.
6. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are still missing.
7. All men are idiot's, I married their king!
8. God must love idiots. He made so many of them!
9. The longer you complain, the longer God lets you live.
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