There were three dogs in a bar talking and drinking. Then a poodle walks in towards the dogs. The dogs are all amazed by how pretty this poodle is. She says to them, "who ever can put liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the first dog says, "UGH! I hate liver and cheese." She says, "Not good enough."
The second dog says, "MMMMMM! I love liver and cheese." She says, "Not creative enough."
The third dog just sits there thinking while they are all stareing at him. Finally he says, "Guys! Just liver alone cheese mine!"
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