The Cowboy Boots

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A midget complained to his friend that his testicles ached all the time. Fearing the worst for his little buddy, he suggested that he go to a doctor for diagnosis and treatment.

The midget took his advice and went to a physician & outlined the malady to him. The doctor, concerned, told him to drop his pants so that he might examine him. The midget did as he was told and dropped his pants (a short drop!). The doctor then lifted him up onto the examining table & proceeded with the exam. Putting one finger under his left testicle, the doctor told the midget to cough, which he did. "Ah!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right one asked him to cough again, which he did. "Ahhh!" said the doctor once again and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip on the right side and then snip, snip, snip on the left side.

He then told the midget to pull up his pants and see if he still ached. The midget was delighted with the result. He walked around the doc's office and his testicles did not ache. What did you do Doc?" he asked.

The doc replied dryly, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."


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