There was once an elderly woman, who was once a blonde, before her hair changed to gray. She had several wrinkles on her face, and really, really wanted to look younger.She went to a doctor to see about getting a face lift, but that was too expensive. Later that day, while walking through a department store, she got a brilliant idea.
she bought an iron and went home. A little while after that, an ambulance drove up to the ER. The paramedics were laughing histerically as they pulled the old woman out of the ambulance. The doctors asked her why she had burns that appeared to be from an iron on her face. She told the doctors That she was sick of looking like a raisin, so she bought an iron to get the wrinkles out of her skin because it did such a good job on her clothes!