Advice From Kids

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1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9

5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13

6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13

7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14

10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9

11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9

12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9

13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10

14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13

15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8

16. Never tell your mum that you are tired, she will tell you to go to bed earlier.- Caitlin, 12

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by Chester K. 1+ years ago

michael, age 14's a little smartass haha!

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by Rebekah R. 1+ years ago

Woops.....I answered my dad.

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by elly j. 1+ years ago

from now on i'm gunna find somewhere else to hide that brocolli. lol, that is one cute kid.

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by Alexandra C. 1+ years ago

Smart kids, i guess a glass of milk is really a bad place to hide broccoli! :D

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