A man was talking to this other man about his Uncle Milton being frugal. He told this man the story, "One day my Uncle Milton was at a fair. He needed to use the bathroom so he went into the nearest outhouse. As he was just about to get out, three dimes and 7 cents fell into the toilet. Uncle Milton was very mad so he threw in 2 more dollars."
The man who is listening to this story said, "That didn't sound like something a frugal man would do." The man replies, "Well Uncle Milton wasn't about to go down and just get 37 cent!"
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