There was a sceintist, who was just about to leave the lab for lunch. Suddenly, it started to get dark. It was a solar eclipse? The scientist was very excited. An eclipse wasn't expected until 4 months later! The scientist called all the news stations, all excited. There was all night coverage, talking about alien invations, the end of the world, etc.
The next night, the scientist came on TV for a press conference. Telling everyone that he was very sorry, but it was not really an eclipse. Turns out it was just your mama's ass blocking out the sun.