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1. My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.

2. My dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

3. My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzila vs. My Dick.

4. My dick is so big, I entered it in a big dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.

5. My dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures.

6. My dick contributed $50,000 to the Democratic National Committee.

7. My dick was once the ambassador to China.

8. My dick hit .370 in the minors before he hurt his knee.

9. My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.

10. My dick is so big, it has feet.

11. My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.

12. My dick is so big, it has investors.

13. My dick is so big, I can fuck an elevator shaft.

14. My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.

15. My dick is so big, that we're all a part of it and it's all a part of us.

16. My dick is so big, it has an elbow.

17. My dick is so big, it's in the other room fixing us drinks.

18. My dick is so big, there's a sneaker named "Air My Dick"

19. My dick is so big, I'm its bitch.

20. My dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective head gear.

21. My dick is so big, I could fuck a tuba

22. My dick is so big, it has a spine.

23. My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick.

24. My dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.

25. My dick is so big, I can braid it.

26. My dick is so big, when I get a hard on, my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.

27. My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.

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