If Airlines Sold Paint...

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Customer: How much is your paint?

Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends.

Customer: Depends on what?

Clerk: Actually, it depends on a number of things.

Customer: Well, what is your average price for a gallon of paint?

Clerk: Wow-that's too hard a question. The lowest price is $9 a gallon, but we have 150 different prices ranging up to $200 per gallon.

Customer: What's the difference in the paint?

Clerk: There isn't any difference. It's all the same paint.

Customer: Well, then, I'd like some of the $9 paint.

Clerk: Well, before I sell you that paint, you need to answer a few questions. First, when do you intend to use the paint?

Customer: I want to paint tomorrow, on my day off.

Clerk: Well, if you want to use the paint tomorrow, I can only sell you the $200 paint.

Customer: When would I have to paint in order to get the $9 paint?

Clerk: To get the $9 paint, you would have to use it three weeks from now, and you have to start painting on a Friday and continue to paint until Sunday night.

Customer: You've got to be kidding!

Clerk: Sir, we don't kid around here. Please wait while I check to see if we have any $9 paint.

Customer: There's some on the shelf right there-I can see it!

Clerk: That's the same paint all right but we can sell only a certain number of gallons for the weekend that you want to paint. Ooops-the price just went up to $17 a gallon.

Customer: You mean the price went up while we were talking?

Clerk: Yes, sir. You see, we change prices and rules thousands of times a day, and since you haven't actually left the store with your paint yet, we just decided to raise the price. Unless you want the same thing to happen again, I suggest you get on with your purchase. How many gallons do you want?

Customer: I don't know exactly. Maybe five gallons, no, make it six gallons so I'm sure I have enough.

Clerk: If you don't use all the paint, you'll be penalized.

Customer: But if I've already paid for the paint, what does it matter if I don't use all of it?

Clerk: That's just the way it is, sir.

Customer: Well, that does it! I'm going somewhere else to buy my paint. Clerk: Good luck, sir. All of our competitors have similar rules. You'd better just buy your paint here, while our lowest price is still $28 a gallon.


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