There is a blonde who always goes first. She goes first in class. She also goes first at home. Everytime someone says, "Who wants to go first?" She says, "I will go first!"
One day her class went on a field trip to the jungle. They were looking around and they met up with a tribe. The tribe took the class and tied them up.
The cheif of the tribe said, "Who will die first?" The blonde said, "I will go first!" Meanwhile the others escaped.