One day, a little boy was to say the family grace for dinner. "Dear Lord, thank you and bless these pancakes." Then the mom asked, "Why did you say pancakes? That was for breakfast!" He replied, "I just wanted to see if he was paying attention."
One day, little Johnny had been misbehaving, so his mom sent him to his room. Later, when he came out, he told his mom he thought it over, and even said a prayer. His mom was pleased and said, "Well, since you asked God to help you not misbehave, I will let you go play." Then Johnny said, "No mom. I asked him to help you put up with me!"