How to Answer a Knock Knock Joke

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This is how to answer to a knock-knock joke. Example:

Knock knock.

Come in!

No, you're supposed to say, who's there?

But I know who you are.

Pretend you don't.

Okay. Hello! My name is Bill! Who are you?

Now you've got it. Knock knock.

Hello! It's nice to meet you!

No! Say, who's there!

Who's there!

It's Amos.

What a funny name. I thought you were Susie.

I'm Amos.

You mean all these years you've been lying to me?!?

No, no... It's part of the joke. Play along.

Okay.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Amos.

Amos? I don't know anybody named Amos!

Rrrrrgggggg!

Knock, knock.

GO AWAY!!!

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