What does a UNC grad call a Duke grad? Boss.
What does a UNC grad say to a Duke grad? You want fries with that?
How many UNC grads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1. The world revolves around them.
A man from UNC, A man from Michigan, and a man from Duke meet a genie who will grant them each one wish. The Michigan man comes forward and says, "I'd like 1 million dollars." The genie hands him the money. The UNC man says, "I would like a large wall built around Chapel Hill. Make it 20 feet high, and make it out of pure gold." The genie grants him his wish. The Duke grad says, "Fill it with water."
Duke (The good) NCState (The bad) UNC (The ugly)
How do you get a UNC grad off of your front porch? Pay for the pizza.
When driving through Chapel Hill, be careful. Somebody may throw a diploma in the back seat.
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