There was a magician and his aprentice on top of a mountain. The magician said to his apprentice, "I need two dead people for my next experiment." So the apprentice went down the mountain and found two dead people. There liscenses showed they were Mrs. Hill and Mr. Hill. He took them up the mountain to the castle. The minute the apprentice stepped in the door he heard music. He knew not to disturb his master when he was listening to music so he took the bodies down to the celler. He put them on the table. Suddenly, the music grew louder and the bodies started rising; he decided he could disturb his master so he ran up the stairs singing, "The Hills are alive, with the sound of music!"