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Some of the girls might say:

- God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

- Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again?

- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

- Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop!

- God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many.

- Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn't invited (heh).

- Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children!

- It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.

- I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock.

- I have PMS and a gun, now what were you saying?

Some of the guys might say:

- MY dick is bigger than your bonner.

- Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location in a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

- I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck.

- A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some exercise!

- Don't drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer.

- God gave me a brain & a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.

- If guys had their period, we'd probably brag about the size of our tampons.


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