Some of the girls might say:
- God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again?
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
- Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop!
- God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many.
- Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn't invited (heh).
- Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children!
- It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
- I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock.
- I have PMS and a gun, now what were you saying?
Some of the guys might say:
- MY dick is bigger than your bonner.
- Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location in a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
- I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck.
- A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some exercise!
- Don't drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer.
- God gave me a brain & a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
- If guys had their period, we'd probably brag about the size of our tampons.
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