There were two men in a bar who were both in the military. one asked the other, "What do you do in the military?" He says, "well I'm a paratroper." The first man asks, "So you jump out of planes?" The other replies, "No." So the first man asks him that how he's a paratroper then.
He says, "well I was in the plane and the drill sergant told me to jump and I said no. So he told me if I didn't jump then he would fuck me up the ass." The first man asks, "So did you jump?" The other man replies, "A little at first......"
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