I was walking home after going out for the night when I saw a man with his finger up a very drunken mans arse.
I asked him, "Why have you got your finger up his arse."
He replied, "He's drunk, I'm trying to make him throw up."
So I said to him, "Well you make him throw up by putting your finger up his arse?"
He replied, "He'll bloody well throw up when I stick it down his throat."
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