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A farmer and his wife were sitting on their porch. Suddenly the farmer stood up and pointed to his wife_s breast and said, "If I can get milk out of those, I'll get rid of the cow!" Then he pointed to her pussy and said, "If I can get eggs out of that, I'll get rid of the chickens!" So the wife stood up and pointed to her husbands cock and said, "If I can get a hard on out of that, I'll get rid of your brother!"

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