A blonde was at work and asked her boss if she could have the day off. Her boss agreed since it was almost Christmas. The blonde crossed the street and saw a sign. She continued walking but every time before she would turn she would lift her shirt up and flash the cars that went by. She continued doing so every time she turned.
Then she saw her boss drive by and once again she flashed the car. Her boss got so distracted by this thathe drove right into a telephone pole and had to go to the hospital. A couple of days later the blonde came to visit. Her boss asked, "why did you flash me when I drove by?" The blonde answered, "Because there was a sign that said flash your headlights before you turn."