Words You Will Never Find In a Book

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Catgut : Our catgut 6 kittens last night.

Cistern : Billy and Betty are cistern brother.

Debate : De fish took debate right of my hook.

Deliver : Deliver is cooking with de onions.

Elapse : When I put down the cat's bowl, elapse up all the milk.

Intense : When you go camping, you usually sleep intense.

Madison : Madison is what the doctor gives you when you're sick.

Peruse : Peruse a country in South America.

Pencil : Your pencil fall down if you don't put on a belt.

Symptoms : After I eat too many sweets, I symptoms feel sick.

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