President Clinton arrived back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He stepped out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reached the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply saluted him as usual. Clinton said, "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."
The Marine replied, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs, Sir!" President Clinton responded, "These aren't just ordinary pigs, Marine. They are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!" The Marine replied, "Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks, Sir!" The President then responded, "I got this one for Hillary and this one for Monica." The Marine guard then replied, "Yes Sir! Good trade, Sir!"