Great Excuses

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Here are some excuses you can use if an odd person asks you out.

I'd love to but...

I have to floss my cat.

It's my parakeet's bowling night.

I'm building a pig from a kit.

I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

There's a disturbance in the Force.

I'm collecting for static cling.

I'm going to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.

I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.

My crayons all melted together.

I'm intraining to be a household pest.

I'm being deported.

I'll be looking for a parking place.

The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.

I have to fluff my shower cap.

I've come down with a very bad case of something or other.

I'm giving nuisance lessons at the conveinience store.

I left my body in my other clothes.

The last time I went, I never came back.

None of my socks match.

I'm having my plants neutered.

My yucca plant is feeling yucky.

I feel a song coming on.

You know how we psychos are.

My favorite commericial is on tv.

The man on tv told me to stay tuned.

My uncle escaped again.

I have to go to court for kitty littering.

I prefer to remain an enigma.

I don't know... I have a bad feeling about this.

They're coming to take me away ho ho, they're coming to take me away.

My Mark Hamill fan club meets then.

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by Midian A. 1+ years ago

I have actually used "there's a disturbance in the force" and " I prefer to remain an enigma"

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