As I looked back in my despair, I noticed I had passed some air. Everything started to stink, And there was very little time to think. I couldn't breathe cause there was a breeze, It blew the stench right in my face, It felt like someone had sprayed me with mace. The fart was juicy and felt a little squishy. I rubbed it between my cheeks, Then they started to tingle. This is how my farts feel, How about yours?
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