My Car Will Go On...Hopefully

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Sung to the melody of My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme from Titanic):

Verse 1: Every time I start you, I hear you, I feel you Telling me you cannot...go on. Far away the Hyundais, the Yugos, they beat us At 45[mph] you slowly...go on.

Chorus: Near, far, wherever you park I can see you, oh brown, ugly car! Once...More...I don't lock the door And no one'll try to steal it, my car will go on and on

Verse 2: The battery died that one time, and stalled me a lifetime I watched as all the others...go on How the kids they would laugh, the fan belts, do screech - scratch When I drive with the fan...turned on

Chorus: Near, far, wherever you park I can see you, oh brown, ug-ly car! Once...More...I don't lock the door And no one'll try to steal it, my car will go on and on

Super-chorus: (same melody, but raised two keys) This...year...there's nothing I fear I got triple-A card to go on On...the...405 Freeway I reach for the call box and, my life will go on and on

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