"Information. Can I help you?"
"I'd like the telephone number of the Theater Guild please."
"One moment please." There is a pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for Theodore Guild."
"No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater Guild."
"I told you sir, I have no listing for Theodore Guild."
"Not Theodore! Theater! The word is theater! T-H-E-A-T-E-R!"
"That, sir, is not the way Theodore is spelled."
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