Aspirin?

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Ms. Smith had a headache. So, she went to the pharmacy and asked for aspirins. However, she couldn't pronounce aspirins--she pronounced them asburns. The pharmacist figured out what she meant and got them for her.

On the bus home she tried to take two aspirins. Unfortunately, she dropped the bottle of aspirin as she opened the lid and the pills scattered all over the floor. She was horrified about it. The aspirins were everywhere. She started screaming, "My ass-burns, my ass-burns!" After a few minutes the bus driver, not seeing the aspirins all over the floor and not knowing about her little speech impediment, screamed at her, "Then stick it out the window and shut up!"

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