Benefits of Being a Woman

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1. Women got off the Titanic first.

2. Women can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

3. Women get to flirt with systems support men who always return their calls, and are nice to them when they blow up their computers.

4. A women's boy friend's clothes make them look elven and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in a woman's clothes.

5. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

6. Women can cry and get off speeding fines.

7. Women have never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

8. Taxis stop for women.

9. Men die earlier, so women get to cash in on the life insurance.

10. Women don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

11. Women get Free drinks.

12. Women get Free dinners.

13. Women get Free movies (you get the point).

14. Women can hug their friends without wondering if the friend thinks they're gay.

15. Women can hug their friends without wondering about their own sexuality.

16. New lipstick gives women a whole new lease on life.

17. Condoms make no significant difference in women's enjoyment of sex.

18. If women aren't making enough money they can blame the glass ceiling.

19. It's possible for a woman to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

20. No fashion faux pas a woman makes could ever rival The Speedo.

21. Women don't have to fart to amuse themselves.

22. Women never have to wonder if their partners orgasm was real.

23. If women forget to shave, no one has to know.

24. Women can congratulate a team-mate without ever touching her ass.

25. If women have a zit, they know how to conceal it.

26. Women never have to reach down every so often to rearrange their privates.

27. If women are dumb, some people will find it cute.

28. Women don't have to memorize Caddy shack or Fletch to fit in.

29. Women have the ability to dress themselves.

30. Women have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.

31. Women can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

32. If women marry someone 20 years younger, they're aware that they look like an idiot.

33. Women's friends won't think they're weird if they ask whether there's spinach in their teeth.

34. With women there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

35. Gay waiters don't make women uncomfortable.

36. Women will never regret piercing their ears.

37. Women can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

38. Women will never discover they've been duped by a Wonder bra.

39. Women know which drinking glass was theirs by the lipstick mark.

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by Sima G. 1+ years ago

:D It's good to be a girl :)

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