What is God?

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Once there was a little boy. He was curious about God so he went and asked his mother. "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?" His mother replied, "God is both a man and a woman."

"Mommy, is God black or white?" His mother replied, "God is both black and white."

Mommy, is God gay or straight?" His mother was somewhat shocked at his question, but she answered anyway, "God is both gay and straight." The little boy nodded with understanding. "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"

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