Three rednecks are sitting in a bar. They are all arguing about their dick sizes. After about 20 minutes one of the rednecks say, "Why don't we all just pull em' out?"..... The others agree so they all pull their dicks out and set them on the bar. Right at this time a gay guy walks in and goes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The gay guy says, "Well I was gonna have a bloody mary...... but I think I'll just have the buffet instead."