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A young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon and while driving down the road, the new bride saw a bull and a cow having sex. She asks, "What are they doing honey?" He answers, "They are roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see."

They drive a few more hours and she sees a horse and a mare having sex. Again she asks, "What are they doing honey?" He answers, "They are roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see."

They finally get to the hotel, washed up, and got ready for bed. They get in bed and start exploring each other's body. She discovers his penis and asked, "What is this?" "That's my rope." he answers.

She slides her hands down further and gasps, "What are those?" "They are my knots," he replies.

Finally, they begin making love. After several minutes, she says, "Stop, honey, wait a minute!" "What's the matter baby?" he asks. She replies, "Undo those knots, I need more rope!"

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