Lifes 12 rules

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Rule 1: Life is not fair, get used to it.

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure or belong to a union with a death grip on your parents property.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger-flipping, they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you screw up, it's not your parents' fault so don't whine about your mistakes. Learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills. cleaning your room, and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. So before you save the rain forest from the bloodsucking parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades, they'll give you,as many times as you want to get the right answer. This, of course, bears not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off, and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Rule 12: Living fast and dying young is romantic-only until you see one of your peers at room temperature.

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by David L. 1+ years ago

Bill Gates.

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by Taxon n. 1+ years ago

this doesnt really.......make.......sense

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by Jon D. 1+ years ago

I like this but think that it is too stereotypical. I know that I am an exception, but I was making 45k/yr. out of High School and am now, at 19, the Vice President of a cooperation. I did think it was beneath me to flip burgers and because of my perseverance I have advanced this much in this short of time. I do think that today's youth are lazier and that they do like to hop on the wagon of "our parent's screwed us up". They use that as an excuse to not do work and it's wrong. I see where this is going and do agree with several points. However, I think that this plays down the fact that there are still some respectable "kids" out there. Views like this harm the already difficult stereotype of kids which I have worked so hard to overcome. Doing what I have done to get to where I am would have been 10x easier if I were 40 years old. Don't wanna be a downer, some of the points were pretty funny!

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