There were these two Canadians vacationing in Mississippi. On the highway they pass a sign that says you are now entering Cashinaflash. The two get into a fight about how to pronounce it as they decide to stop for lunch.
They walk into a resteaunt and go up to the blond cashier and say, "Before we order I want you to slowly pronounce the name of this place." The blond leans over the counter and says, "Buuurrr-guurrr Kiiiinnnggg."