One fine summer day, a man took his 6 year-old daughter to the beach. This was in fact a nude beach. So, they got undressed and laid on the beach towel.
The little girl saw the man's penis and asked, "Daddy, what's that?" He replied, "That's my bird. Don't touch my bird. He'll get mad." So, the little girl left the bird alone and started to make a sand castle.
Time goes by and she realized that her daddy was sleeping. The bird was staring right at her, so she decides to go and pet it.
The man woke up in the hospital. He asked his daughter, "What happened? Why am I in the hospital?"
She replied, "Well, I saw your lonely bird just sitting there, and I wanted to pet it. So I did. The next thing I knew, he stood up and spit all over me! So, I burned its nest, smashed its eggs, and broke its neck."
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