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A squad of U.S. Marines are sleeping soundly in their bunker when the drill sergeant kicks open the door and yells, "Okay ladies, form up outside in 5, this is a birthday suit inspection!" So, all the Marines race outside and line up. The drill sergeant walks up to the first Marine and slaps him on the chest with his baton.

Sergeant: "Did that hurt?" 1st Marine: "No, sir!" Sergeant: "Why not?" 1st Marine: "Because I'm a U.S. Marine, sir!"

So, the drill sergeant walks up to the second Marine and slaps him on the butt with his baton.

Sergeant: "Did that hurt?" 2nd Marine: "No, sir!" Sergeant: "Why not? 2nd Marine: "Because I'm a U.S. Marine, sir!"

So the drill sergeant walks on and notices this guy with this huge erection. He can't resist. *WHAM* He smacks this guys penis as hard as he can.

Sergeant: "Did THAT hurt?" 3rd Marine: "No, sir!" Sergeant: "Why not?" 3rd Marine: "Because it belongs to the guy behind me, sir!"

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