How do you make a dog go "Miaow" like a cat?
Put the dog in the freezer and when its frozen take it out and put it through a band-saw and listen to it "Miaow".
How do you make a cat go "Woof"?
Throw petrol on it and light a match and listen to it go "Woof".
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