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Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and deliver a basket of goodies to Grandmother when her mother stopped her, saying "Little Red, you had better be careful in the woods because the Big Bad Wolf is out today. If he catches you, he is going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off."

"Oh I'll be all right," Little Red answered as she pulled out a rather large shotgun from the basket she was carrying. Assured that her daughter would be safe, she allowed Little Red to leave the house and begin the journey to Grandmother's house.

Along the trail in the woods Little Red came across her friends the three little pigs (don't ask what they are doing in the woods, after all it is just a joke)

"Little Red, Little Red," they called to her, "you had better be careful because the Big Bad Wolf is in the woods today. He said that if he catches you, he is going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off."

After showing them the shotgun and assuring her friends that she would be all right, Little Red continued her journey to Grandmother's.

Just then the Big Bad Wolf appeared and he said, "Little Red at last I found you. You know what's going to happen now, right? I am going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off."

"I don't think so..." Little Red replied as she leveled the shotgun at the wolf. She then lifted up her little red dress, and pulled down her little red panties and said, "you're going to eat me just like the book says...."

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by xerxes X. 1+ years ago

THIS IS SO FUCKING PERVERTED!!! just the way I like it...

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