Bill of Rights

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Two Lawyers are arguing in court one day, and finally, the judge calls for order. Attorney Smith speaks up and says, "Your honor, I objected because it's obvious that attourney Jones has never even heard of the Bill of Rights."

"Oh yeah, Smith? It just so happens I know The Bill of Rights by heart, word for word!"

"OK then, tell me the first few words, if your so smart.", replied Smith

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the---"

"Damn you! I didn't think you'd know it.

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