Bumper stickers found while cruising the internet:
1. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
2. Change is inevitable, exept from a vending machine.
3. Warning: dates in calander are closer than they appear.
4. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
5. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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