Terrible Accident

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A cop comes around a curve in the road and sees a bad accident. A man and a woman both dead from a car crash. The accident seems to have no explanation but he looks up on the hill and sees a monkey waving his arms at him as if to say something. The cop says, "Hey monkey, you know what happened?"

Monkey: Motioning with his arms drinking a bottle of some kind.

Cop: "They were drinking?"

Monkey: Nods head vigorously.

Cop: "What else?"

Monkey: Mimics smoking a joint

Cop: "They were smoking dope?"

Monkey: Nods head vigorously.

Cop: "There must have been more. This is a very strange accident. Monkey, what else?"

Monkey: Mimics sexual relations.

Cop: "They were screwing?"

Monkey: Nods very vigorously.

Cop: "This still doesn't make any sense. Hey monkey! What were you doing to know all this?"

Monkey: Makes motion as if he were driving and looking behind him...

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