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Some Nursery Rhymes

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Twinkle, Twinkle, little star how I wonder what you are Shine upon the parking lot As I eat my girlfrieds twat

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater Saw a chick but couldn't meat her Saw her brother one fine day Sucked his cock and now he's gay

Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean So he ignored her flabby tits And licked her asshole clean.

Eenie Meenie Miney Mo Suck my dick and swallow slow.

Mary Mary quite contrary Shave that pussy its so damn hairy

Hickory Dickory Dock Some chick was sucking my cock The clock struck two I blew my goo And dumped the bitch off at the next bock.

Hickory Dickory Dock Some chick was sucking my cock It was quite scary All wrinkled and hairy It smelled like a ten year old sock.

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