A blonde girl was sent to fetch some water from a well, so she took her bucket and left the house. She got the water from the well safely, a rare achievement, and made her way back home. On the way home it began to rain, and water fell in the bucket. So she threw the whole thing away and went back for some more.
A blonde girl brought a chair on her first date so she wouldn't be stood up.
A blonde went to the cinema and saw a film that began with the words "three years later", so she got up and left, thinking that she was older.