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It's a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and two feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand.

He is obviously excited by the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement of the ape, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.

The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and plays along. she does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the barn down. "Now try lifting dress up your thighs," she does, and this too drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.

Then, quickly the husband grabls his wife, rips open the to the cage, throws her in with the gorilla and says, "Now tell him you have a headache!"

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