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Dolly & Diana at the Pearly Gates

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Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St.Peter must decide which of them gets in.

St.Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity."

St.Peter thanks Dolly and asks Diana the same question. Diana drops her skirt and panties,takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up and douches with it.

St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in. Have a nice day."

Dolly is outraged. She screams, "What was all that about? I show you two of God's best creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act and she gets in and I don't?!"

"Sorry, Dolly but a royal flush beats a great pair any day."

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