A fat lady asked her doctor to put her on a diet. So the doctor gave her a diet to follow. The following week she came in ten pounds heavier than the previous week. She asked the doctor, "The diet isn't working. What should I do?" The doctor gave her yet another diet and asked her to come back in in a month. A month later she came in 25 pounds heavier. She again asked for another diet. The doctor, frustrated with the lack of progress, replied, "Try chewing the food up your ass!"
The woman came back two weeks later, 20 pounds lighter. She was swinging her legs back and forth. The doctor asked her, "What are you doing?!" She replied, "I'm chewing bubble gum."
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